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OpenAI’s power grab, SBF’s moral void, and Perplexity’s improbable ascent—all decode a single truth: venture capital is less about rules and more about calculated risk, pattern betting, and narrative jiu-jitsu.
Key Takeaways
- In today’s venture logic, a credible 1-in-3 shot at a $1 trillion market is worth more than ten safe bets with 2x upside.
- OpenAI’s leadership, while unconventional, is succeeding because it optimizes for momentum, not engineering prestige.
- VCs treat moral collapse—see: SBF—as survivable if the upside was (or still is) outsized enough.
- Perplexity is seen as a “third-place optionality bet,” and that alone secures capital.
- Tiger Global’s OpenAI stake may retroactively validate their 2021 chaos spree—if it was sized large enough.
- Series A has become the most punishing round in venture; seed is now a fire-drill where conviction outruns diligence.
- Everyone wants into OpenAI—but $250M minimum checks and an insular board mean even blue-chip firms are locked out.
Perplexity’s Real Bet: Not to Win, Just to Survive as #3
- “What if OpenAI wins outright?” That’s fine, say investors—“as long as you’re the third platform and there’s room.”
- The LLM market is consolidating into what looks like a top-heavy stack:
- OpenAI: infrastructure + consumer UX
- Anthropic: safety + enterprise
- Perplexity: retrieval-focused UI + fast iteration
- One VC likened the bet to being “the Firefox to Google’s Chrome” or “the Slack to Microsoft Teams.”
- Clay is praised for shipping velocity, not defensibility. The logic: the first three companies with attention have disproportionate access to capital and developer ecosystems.
- “If Perplexity gets enough usage fast enough, it’ll either win on its own or get acqui-hired by a winner. Either way, it returns the fund.”
In venture, third place isn’t failure—it’s survivability with upside.
OpenAI’s Strange Structure—and Why It Still Works
- Sam Altman isn’t technical in the classic sense. Neither is his COO or app lead. VCs noticed—and don’t care.
- Their take: OpenAI is an execution engine, not a research institution. “They ship, they monetize, they dominate talent pools.”
- Altman’s genius is seen in recruiting:
- Attracting elite builders from Stripe, Tesla, Meta.
- Holding two contradictory truths at once: “We’re for safety,” and “We’re first to scale.”
- Investors admire his ruthlessness: flipping the board, absorbing control, locking in exclusive Microsoft deals while maintaining public image.
- “The most powerful AI org in the world is run like a political campaign,” one GP said. “And that’s not a bug.”
VCs reward velocity, not orthodoxy. The faster the flywheel spins, the fewer questions they ask about how it was built.
SBF, Redemption, and the Discomfort of Genius Gone Wrong
- Even post-conviction, VCs still debate SBF’s investability:
- “He made early bets on Anthropic and AI that were absolutely correct.”
- “His pattern recognition was real—his ethics were not.”
- Some admit they would back him under a pseudonym. “We’d need a cutout, but he could 10x again.”
- Others draw a hard line: “The LP risk is too high. And you don’t want to be the guy on the cap table when the New York Times calls.”
- Still, there’s a brutal honesty in many circles: fraud is survivable if there’s still product-market fit and returns.
The calculus isn’t moral. It’s mathematical. In venture, character matters less than outcome—until it doesn’t.
Tiger Global’s “Spray & Pray” Year May Be Saved by One Deal
- Tiger’s 2021 strategy—writing checks faster than firms could take meetings—looked reckless by 2022.
- Now, the theory is simple: did they bet big on OpenAI?
- A 2% stake? Irrelevant.
- A 10–15% allocation from that fund? Game-changer.
- Tiger also backed Scale AI, Anduril, and Rippling. If even one hits unicorn escape velocity, their fund math flips.
- “It’s not about the median,” one investor explained. “It’s about the tail.”
One 100x outcome pays for 99 wrong turns. The question is: were they bold—or just blind?
Seed Has Become Instant. Series A Has Become Impossible.
- In 2024, seed rounds close in days—not weeks. Diligence is often post-commitment.
- Pre-tracking is now the secret weapon:
- Maintain a “watchlist” of 100+ operators
- Soft-court them via community, podcasts, co-investors
- Move fast when the data room opens
- Series A, once the “validation” round, is now “the traction proof round”—and it’s brutal:
- 81% decline in Series A deals YoY.
- Investors expect retention, NRR, revenue growth, and some vertical dominance—all within 12–18 months of founding.
- One founder said, “Seed is hope. Series A is survival.”
The only thing harder than raising seed? Proving you deserve more.
Retail Venture Access: Opportunity or Exit Liquidity?
- C2 Capital, backed by Philippe Laffont (Coatue), now lets HNWIs and family offices invest in late-stage private tech.
- Minimums start at $50K—effectively retail in private equity terms.
- Critics worry:
- Fee layers obscure real returns
- Illiquidity is not well understood by new investors
- Late-stage deals are increasingly priced for insiders
- Still, demand is massive. “Retail is the only fresh powder left,” one manager said.
- What they’re really buying: exposure to Stripe, OpenAI, Anthropic—names otherwise inaccessible.
The future of VC might not be Sand Hill Road—it might be Shopify for LPs.
Everyone Wants In—But OpenAI’s Cap Table Is Closed
- Rumors suggest new external investors must write $250M+ checks to even be considered by OpenAI’s board.
- Most firms can’t clear that bar. Even blue-chip VCs are frozen out.
- Some try to buy secondaries from employees—but options are restricted, with board consent required.
- Others explore synthetic exposure: buy into funds that hold OpenAI, or use structured vehicles to mimic ownership.
- One firm is building a “shadow cap table” of proxy bets: betting on partners, vendors, ecosystem apps.
The best company in the world may be uninvestable. And that’s why everyone is trying harder.
Conclusion: The VC Mind Is a Risk Calculator, Not a Compass
Today’s venture landscape is shaped by asymmetric bets, compressed timelines, and winner-takes-most psychology. It doesn’t reward the best pitch—it rewards the most credible long-shot. From OpenAI’s closed-shop dominance to Perplexity’s underdog surge and SBF’s uneasy legacy, one thing is clear:
